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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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"You must not reduce yourself to a puddle just because the person you like is afraid to swim and you are a fierce sea to them; because there will be someone who was born with love of the waves within their blood, and they will look at you with fear and respect."

— T.B. LaBerge // Things I’m Still Learning at 25 (via tblaberge)

I need to write this down and put it everywhere. Every mirror. Every drawer. In my car. Write it on my heart.

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actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

T.G.I.Fibromyalgia! 

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like

oh

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homebeccer:

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stickthinmodels:

feminspire:

YES!

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the second one? i can buy that somewhat. the first one? breasts are sexual organs.

I SWEAR TO FUCK. NO. NO THEY ARE NOT. BREASTS ARE MEANT TO FEED BABIES. BREASTS ARE NOT MEANT FOR SEXUAL FUCKING PLEASURE. BREASTS SOLE EVOLUTIONARY PURPOSE ARE TO FEED THE YOUNG, NOT TO HUMOUR MEN IN BED.

jesse oh my god

THE PERSON WHO SAID THAT BREASTS WERE SEXUAL ORGANS IS A BRONY

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Gay does not mean interested in you.

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suicidallyreckless:

ronstormer:

Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.

Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.

Get over yourself.

Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”

Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.

Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”

Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’

YES

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30 DAY MOVIE CHALLENGE: DAY 15

↳ Your Favorite Quotes From Any Movie - The Room

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crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise

Finally someone fucking said it

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pinmeupagainstthesky:

These, for me, are the two most depressing paintings in western history. They were painted by post-impressionist Henry de Toulouse-Lautrec, a man who, due to inbreeding, was born with a genetic disorder that prevented his legs from growing after they were broken. After being so thoroughly mocked for is appearance, he became an alcoholic, which is what eventually caused his institutionalization and death. His only known romantic relations were with prostitutes.

And then he paints something like this which is so beautiful and tender and sentimental. It seems like the couple in bed really loves each other—cares about each other. Wakes up happy to look at each other. And I see that love and passion and I wonder how lonely he must have been. I wonder how he could paint something like this without it breaking his heart. 

Maybe they say artists should create what they know, not because its unbelievable when they extend themselves beyond their experiences, but because when they pull it off with such elegance, it’s so damn unbearable to look at. I hate thinking of Lautrec, wondering about the lovers he created and knowing it was beyond his experience. Creating something that he knows is beautiful and knows he’ll never really understand. 

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jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

DYING !!

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praisethetrees:

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i don’t know how i’m supposed to deal with this. 

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forthedingoes:

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I DONT SEE WHY I CANT LEGALLY OWN A DINGO I MEAN YEAH SURE THEY CAN MAYBE MAYBE MAUL YOUR FACE OFF AT ANY GIVEN TIME BUT THATS DUE TO THEIR WOLFY-NESS AND THEYRE SO CUTE SO I CAN LOOK PAST THE MAULING image

SO I DONT REALLY UNDERSTAND WHY I CANT CUDDLE UP NEXT TO…

uhh

i knew most of this

because i was joking

but thank you

I’m glad you knew a bit about dingoes, but if that were the case, why the post? I’m trying to see how it’s funny, but I can’t. Please understand that people genuinely believe all the stupid things you were saying. 

it may not be funny to you

but it is to me

so fRick off h8ter

oh, btw, if a person wants to be educated about some dingos, i dont think they would turn to tumblr for their first choice

I’m not hating on you - I’m telling you that what you say has consequences that you (as someone who says they care about dingoes) won’t want. You can decide whether or not to be accountable - obviously you aren’t interested, so I’ll happily fuck off. I have to say though, I think tumblr is a fantastic source of information - isn’t that the point? To learn from each other and share our experiences, and talk to people who care about the same stuff? People don’t learn just though seeking information - they soak up what’s around them, and in case you hadn’t noticed, the media has been spouting the same misinformation that you wrote. It’s our responsibility to try not adding to the bullshit. So, in the spirit of responding to your statement about Tumblr not being a source of credible information about dingoes. Here’s some  peer reviewed ecology papers, and some more. Have a chat to these lovely dingo owners and activists here  and here, and some of the most devoted people picking up the broken lives of abused and abandoned animals here. Or check out the flood or starved, traumatised and orphaned cubs that come in every winter here  . Check out some of the stories here about why I’m not laughing. If you want to know what it’s like living with a dingo, read some stories here. I’m not going to apologise for trying to educate people. Calm your fragile ego, it’s not about you. Peace out.